Do you want to tell me just how golly gosh darn wonderful I am? Offer me free stuff, or even pay me for writing? You’re in the right place.
You can contact me for other reasons too I guess. Whatever.
I’m also on twitter, and I’ve got bugger all followers – so stroke my ego by boosting those numbers. You can always mute me when you get annoyed with my Spurs tweets, I don’t care as long as those figures rise so I can feel validated by the world.