Do you want to tell me just how golly gosh darn wonderful I am?  Offer me free stuff, or even pay me for writing?  You’re in the right place.

You can contact me for other reasons too I guess.  Whatever.

I’m also on twitter, and I’ve got bugger all followers – so stroke my ego by boosting those numbers. You can always mute me when you get annoyed with my Spurs tweets, I don’t care as long as those figures rise so I can feel validated by the world.